Fame Is An Occupation

The KILLS BREAKUP

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 10 May 2009 09:24:25 +0000

Well not really but they will soon.

I saw that documentary.Kate Moss You’re to blame. Drugs you’re the same. Killing poor ol’ Jamie’s brain.

The Kills Breakup right after releasing their second full length.

Lance Armstrongs Likes Uterus’ Young!

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 10 May 2009 05:17:47 +0000

Ashley KATE! Really!?!!!

Wow, Lance had nailed tons o chicks on his first Tour de France when she was still on Full House. Also he said he broke up with Sheryl Crow because her uterus was old.

Rhianna Show Us Her Money Maker

fameisanoccupation — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:15:03 +0000

Yup. First he beats her then betrays her. Wow Chris “Beat’er’Down” Brown sure knows how to treat a lady. More Photos here

Rachel McAdams Loves Some Dude

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:06:21 +0000

I missed this memo. Rachel McAdams is dating some dude named Josh Lucas. Booo she’s a babe. I hope he has money. She could do waaay better.

Ryan Adams Leaves NYC!

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:01:54 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen…Ryan Adams has left New York City. Gasp! I know. 19 million people are crying their eyes out. Adams claims it’s because he gets no respect but what do you expect you married Mady Moore!

Kirsten Dunst Is A New Moon

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:56:27 +0000

Rumor has it that Kristen Dunst will be appearing in everybodys favourite movie Twilight. Let’s file this story under “who the fuck cares.” But thten again she’s what every hipster aspires to be, young, rich, famous, and insanely sad and thin.

Hipsters Hate Woody Allen

fameisanoccupation — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:52:00 +0000

Why do hipster clones hate Woody Allen so much. They copy everything he does. Fashion, biting wit, style, yet don’t have the decency to leave the poor man alone when he asks. American Apparel is fucking around with him again. Too bad. At least he can sleep easy with the knowledge that film is always more significant then here for the moment fashion.

Pop Singer Gives Boys HIV

fameisanoccupation — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:17:43 +0000

Nadja Benaissa of No Angels, has been arrested for allegedly having unprotected sex with several partners and neglecting to tell them that she is HIV positive. That is fuuucked!

Gossip Girl Has A Band

fameisanoccupation — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:11:31 +0000

Fuck Gossip Girl is brutal! Now word comes that Taylor Momsen has a band that is touring with The Veronicas! That means she’ll be taking Gossip Girl the band to towns across America. Synergy!

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long: Its Back On

fameisanoccupation — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:00:03 +0000

Drew Barrymore seems to have a new b/f every few weeks. How old is she? She’s been with that dude from The Strokes, Tom Green, and Justin Long just to name a few. That has been over the course of the last decade and she looks like she hasen’t aged a bit. But wow is she a shit actor. Have you seen Music and Lyrics??!!